Tyler Bryan

I am man. I am actor. I am writer. I am Dodge Brother for @dodge, I am Kurt Cobain in @SiBTheMovie Check out my imdb page at:

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

Wut...?

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@AustinHighsmith It’s gotten so bad I have resorted to washing each piece separately. 3 loads, top, bottom, blanket. Then I throw pillow cases in with other clothes. Science needs to fix this. Pronto!

[Prescott Bishop @atmoprescott]

We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@VeniceMase Was the sandwich a sausage breakfast sandwich? That’s a piece of ground bone. They say, ‘never ask how the sausage is made,’ but I’ll give you a hint, it involves a grinder and animal parts...

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@dashiellsilva @xphaqtor 💯

[mosesstorm @MosesStorm]

the most devastating clap back to right-wing nut jobs today is to completely ignore them

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

Let me translate because Eric Cantor is speaking in code today on CNN when he said it was Obama's "stimulus bill" that radicalized the GOP into openly championing white nationalism. "Stimulus bill" actually means Obama's skin color.

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Cormac McCarthy: “I never had any doubts about my abilities. I knew I could write. I just had to figure out how to eat while doing this.” #writing

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@OsheaJacksonJr Hell yeah! Hell. Yes.

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

Rad! Thanks for the Waggons!!

[Jason Kilar @jasonkilar]

Hollywood history time. Walk a Hollywood lot - particularly @warnerbros in Burbank - and you will inevitably walk past dozens of trailers marked Star Waggons. Ever wonder where they - and the extra g in the name - came from? I did. 1/x

[charles chavez @charleschavez10]

IS THIS YOUR KING? #Dodgers

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

It’s time. We’ve all been very patient, but if anyone out there says this wasn’t the end they were hoping for when they invested 30 hours of their lives into these franchises, they’re lying!

[Newsarama @Newsarama]

Fast and Furious 9 director on a Jurassic World crossover: "Never say never" https://t.co/s6kI3bbmB4

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Justin Marks: “That faith if you put the bad, easy version of a scene on the page, the good version will come tomorrow. That’s writing.” #writing

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@stevencmiller I feel like this is an annual tweet over the last 3-4 years. Time to give up the ghost and find a young gun to be our go to. (I’m pretty excited that baseball is back tho!)

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@AustinHighsmith @SCHeartHome @JonathanBennett @AlixAngelis Congrats! That’s so amazing!

[Tyler Bryan @tyler_bryan]

@AndyKenareki @DivaLaci It’s a cult, man...🤷‍♂️

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

jesus: i need you to get me eggs before i come back

apostles: back?

jesus: but i better not see them

apostles: what?

rabbit: i can help

apostles: WHAT

[USC Men's Basketball @USC_Hoops]

@UCLAMBB We were planning on trolling you when you lost, but don’t have the heart for it after that.

Helluva game. 👏