I Don't Eat Crisps

ugh ahs shame ushakshsb e aj aj zixhn :/

[I Don't Eat Crisps @tyler_holydude]

The mfs at the club won't heed my warning

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White boy shocks all the parents at nursery by speaking perfect baby

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My cat would fucking love spelunking

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@antimobwokecel

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Call me egg the way she beat me

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@agitslop_

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Currently reaping what I have sown (having to pay for the food I asked the kitchen staff to make me)

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@antiwokemobcel Literally just a work relationship

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Brewdog is for men with black denim jackets and £8 haircuts

[Jiankui He @Jiankui_He]

Ethics is holding back scientific innovation and progress

[I Don't Eat Crisps @tyler_holydude]

Spotify discovery weekly has left me very disappointed this time. If he were my infant child, I would put cigarettes out on him.

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Do you ever wish you could just grab Spotify weekly by the throat and tell it firmly to stop trying to get you to listen to psychedelic pop?

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Chocolate for that dog in me.

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How am I supposed to be a cinephile when this is his favourite spot.

[eccö @3CC0__]

David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

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I'm testing to see if this plate is microwave safe by microwaving it.

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I'm a boy with luscious hair.

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"I'm so sick of edging, why won't she just let me cum"

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Mf told me they were "agender" yeah? Which one?

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Look at him go