Hellacious Dong Connoisseur

nut up or shut up. #Dodgers || #RamsHouse || #RollTide

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

no matter who wins tonight, the fact that a 106 and 107 win team are fighting to the death while an 88 win team is sitting around till the NLCS sipping wine and wearing pearls doesn’t sit right with me.

[Jessica Kleinschmidt @KleinschmidtJD]

You’re not allowed to set your ringtone as the same sound that I use for my alarm in the morning.

[Jim Russell @JimRussellSD]

Me looking at #MetsTwitter lose their shit about Hosmer and Paddack

[𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄 @FrankiesTwoLoud]

Cashman talking facts today

[NFL @NFL]

LA's newest LB.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

announcer gonna talk about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock during Castellanos’ AB tomorrow and he’s gonna go yard again

[Ben Brown 🌻 @BennyGIFs]

Nick Castellanos earned his first hit in a Phillies uniform while the Blue Jays' broadcast was discussing pitching coach Pete Walker's DUI. You can't make this stuff up.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

didn’t you pour alcohol on people?

[Brittany Mahomes @BrittanyMahomes]

You. Don’t. Slap. Someone.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

15-20 mins of actual showering… 30+ mins of standing under scorching hot water and thinking of nothing.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

WARdle #15 - 2/8

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i should probably just go back to bed bc no way my day gets better than this.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

get heaney off my screen NOW

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

word??? 👀👀👀👀

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

QB prospect Kenny Pickett’s much-discussed hand size increased by ⅛ inch from his official NFL scouting combine measurement, checking in at 8⅝ inches at Pitt's pro day Monday.

https://t.co/qkjz3lxlWC

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Coming soon in royal + sol.

📽 @AllenRobinson highlights for your viewing pleasure.

[NFL @NFL]

Win a Super Bowl, get extended.

The @RamsNFL have their guy for the next 4 years. 💪

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

the CHILD is allowed to have a favorite player??? that’s not a dodger??? y’all are weird leave kids outta this.

[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

Freddie RedBottoms 🤩

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Freddie Freeman has arrived! #Dodgers

(🎥: @sfitz2323)

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

Dodgers are an All-Star team! LMAO 🔥

1. Betts (5x All-⭐️, 1x MVP 🏆)
2. Freeman (5x All-⭐️, 1x MVP 🏆)
3. T. Turner (1x All-⭐️)
4. Muncy (2x All-⭐️)
5. Smith (future All-⭐️)
6. Bellinger (2x All-⭐️, 1x MVP 🏆)
7. JT (2x All-⭐️)
8. Pollock (1x All-⭐️)
9. CT3 (1x All-⭐️)

[Woods @thestevenwoods]

If I see one Swag Chain this year I swear to God…

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

A look at the Dodgers’ potential Opening Day lineup:

Mookie Betts - RF
Trea Turner - SS
Freddie Freeman - 1B
Will Smith - C
Max Muncy - DH
Justin Turner - 3B
Cody Bellinger - CF
Chris Taylor - 2B
AJ Pollock - LF

[Trea Turner @treavturner]

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[Hellacious Dong Connoisseur @tyler_kira]

ANDREW FRIEDMAN IS A TERROR TO THE LEAGUE

[Dusty Baker @DustyBakerTV]

If the #Dodgers do sign Freeman, that is the move that puts this team over the top. They absolutely do not need to make another move. Anything else that Friedman does is merely Christmas stockings being filled. This move is THE move.