tyler

it's a marathon not a sprint

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

I’m about ready to hire myself a bodyguard...any takers??

[afshin @Afshizzl]

wine tasting but instead of wine it’s all the pedialyte flavors

[Elena Abersold @Elena_Abersold]

My body’s “check engine” light has been on FOR YEARS and I’m still driving it like “nah, it’ll be fine”?

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

absolute goobers

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@emmyrawley if we could just go back to living our best lives I wouldn’t even be out here playing smash bros

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

I need someone to teach me how to play smash bros bc the 4 year old beats me every time and it’s emotionally exhausting

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

mozzarella sticks will now be called stretchy cheese fries

[Kylie Zaechelein @KylieZaechelein]

this was great https://t.co/IOGIG6xVeo

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@ChristianMast16 aaannnddd thumbs down👎🏻

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@ChristianMast16 I want to be able to dislike this

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

could we get some warm weather and sunny days so at least I can self quarantine at the lake??

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@Deianei49723401 No

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

can one take a nap that lasts till the end of spring term?? asking for a friend...

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@yungem5 “you think I could face tune that so it looks like I’m sucking in??”

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

do you think dogs see taller dogs as more attractive?

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

if there was a storm and it blew off 25% of your roof...would you call it an oof??

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

this is just...too relatable rn

[tyler @tyler_naumann]

@yungem5 my favorite message to get💜💜