Tyler 🍓

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@shiikazuo I need new Nikes

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

I’m traveling to the UK, Denmark and Germany in the next week. Should I be worried? Lol

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@Awk20000 @Tectone @OTKAlerts @kick @Twitch @YouTube Big news for the unemployed

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

For the people saying the whole Elon vs Trump is staged, do we really think trumps ego would let someone purposely slander him?

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@originalOpart2 He lowkey did him a favor lmao, he’ll never be pretending again😂

[Neuralink @neuralink]

https://t.co/OMIeGGjYtG

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@ImJustZander @scarra Bro actually thinks social media is real life and how people actually socialize, that’s the funniest part lmao.

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@rawsalerts We’re really calling anything a national emergency now

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

Why do IRS agents even need to be armed?

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: IRS Agent Fatally Shoots and kills another Agent At Phoenix Shooting gun Range

📌#Phoenix | #Arizona

Right now Law enforcements and emergency crews are on the scene after a Internal Revenue Service (IRS) agent lost their life due to an inadvertent shooting by another agent. The incident occurred during a routine training exercise at the Federal Correctional Institution. Authorities said the agent was immediately taken to the hospital to be treated for the injury. The agent passed away shortly after arriving at the hospital. The FBI will be investigating

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@fousey I don’t think it was YouTube that ruined your life lol

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

Bro about go crazy with this one

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A nanobot picks up a sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it, by the German Institute for Integrative Nanosciences.

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@clownworld She sure sounds like she’s enjoying wearing them 😂

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

Ahh yes, a utopian future. Let’s just print the money, we make it. What could go wrong?

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Every American should have a guaranteed income to meet their basic needs like food, healthcare and housing.

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@spectatorindex Guys, this might be the most sane thing he’s ever said. He isn’t TECHNICALLY wrong. Big round of applause for the “big man”. 👏👏

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

“Women aren’t a key” 😂😂😂
She completely missed the analogy, she didnt even listen 😂

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@NoContextHumans That’s me two blunts 😂

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

AYYYYYY YOOOO you had me till you took the shades off 😂😂

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Trans activist has a nuclear meltdown for being called a “sir” at Taco Bell.

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

“Here babe, drink this smoothie”
*slips nanobots*

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A nanobot picks up a sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it, by the German Institute for Integrative Nanosciences.

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

@LayahHeilpern we are the trials lol

[Tyler 🍓 @tylerberryqct]

This is what all the conversations sound like in Capitol Hill to me 😂😂