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just act like I'm not here. he/they. acab.

[crab rangooner @tylercomplains]

@WolfeyGlick hail Fish

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@mugshawtys its okay she's allowed

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[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

This is what happens when you pick a billionaire robber baron for treasury secretary. THEY HATE WORKING PEOPLE.

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i think i finally got some of that weed with fentanyl in it and i gotta say its some pretty good shit

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@Headlines_Fix @EndWokeness not a scientist but i think that its fire

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do i need a second red bull at 2:45pm? no. but do i enjoy drinking it? also no.

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seeing alot of y'all posting those "out" lists for 2025 with polyamory on it and i think maybe y'all just suck at it

[crab rangooner @tylercomplains]

my wife and I both having a date on the same night and hooking up in separate rooms of our house is a peak polyamory moment for me

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now that we've seen that the oligarchs can just go mask off and pull the puppet strings right in front of our faces can we like, fucking do something about it?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @smoking539675 so its free speech until it happens to you? spineless coward.

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@ramsetty123 @ninaturner @elonmusk try to be more wrong i guarantee that you can't

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@adixxxgray come to bluesky :)

[crab rangooner @tylercomplains]

this morning i woke up at 4:30 to our kitten suckling on my earlobe so hard that it started to bleed

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@GovMikeDeWine and preventing trans people from using the bathroom of their identity is going to help with that? from the bottom of my heart i hope that hell is real specifically for you

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@LegitimateScott @MonkJonSmith @Uncommonsince76 lmfao

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@MonkJonSmith at least be a convincing russian bot

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@MonkJonSmith @Uncommonsince76 where are the bones of everyone who's ever lived? is death even real? is the secret in hunter biden's laptop?

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@MonkJonSmith yeah its called we did something about it by trusting the science and by being proactive. dipshit.