Tyler Elliott

Los Angeles. FOT. @MiamiUniversity @WesternProgram graduate. Coffee roaster at @unity_coffee. This is a Tyler Elliott parody account.

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

At @PandaExpress in LAX.

Me: “Does the chow mein have any beef or chicken in it?”

Employee: “No, it and the fried rice are vegetarian.”

Me: “Oh, okay great! I’ll have that.”

Employee: “But it does have onions.”

Me: “...”

Employee: “Would you still like it?”

Me: “I would.”

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@FranmilsEyebrow @beeWpdoubleE I was the same way, but the deck fully changed how I game. I feel bad for my Xbox just sitting there. Highly recommend just for the versatility and amount of games available.

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@peterlanee bro..

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@zRinkawaii @TalkinBaseball_ Brother, he is my hero. I’m saying literally no one in Cleveland calls him that.

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@ItsEvolkYo

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@castrovince @TradeWithKori NOOOO

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@cody__cubs Guard

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@SleeperGuards Ronnie Belliard

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@shawnmills @MLB @Topps wow

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@JacobsFieldRBW .

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@JacobDor13 @GuardsJoey This is the delusion fuel I needed to get me to game 2, thanks

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@TomFornelli You absolutely. And I mean absolutely. Do not know ball.

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@CleGuardians Terrible lineup. We’ll win 7-2.

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@1uryan @JacobsFieldRBW ok but what do you think “depth” means

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@bestshow4life you finally got to him @APMike

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@Os_Supremacy You don’t know ball OR culture

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@AuraWithCat zoom

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@PunchingCat He’s all in

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@FranmilsEyebrow please, the gif. I have never needed anything more

[Tyler Elliott @tylerelliott]

@JonHeyman This take is a cry for help. We’re here for you, Jon.