tyler hagle

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@benfowlkesMMA saw dana said, “we’ve figured out how to pay based on how many ppvs we would’ve sold.” which, no they havent. but if they have (they havent), we’re meant to believe the ufc, benevolent souls that they are, are giving fighters a fair cut of the $7.7 billion they’ve already banked?

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@benfowlkesMMA both chimaev/strickland commented on sean making khamzat tons of money w/ his shit talk. how exactly? and how is mcgregor still “the money fight” in a post-ppv world? does the ufc make that much from the endless barrage of ads? guessing paramount takes most, if not all, of that.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@connerburks in his upcoming horror biopic, “KNOCKERS.”

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@benfowlkesMMA why not let the fans vote on performance bonuses? ufc shouldn’t really care who gets them and could still give extra discretionary bonuses if they really wanted to. fighters begging fans for more money on the mic on account of being woefully underpaid feels slightly less sad imo.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@mattmoneysmith @Theoldp @PetrosAndMoney vic tomorrow with the volume cranked all the way up.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@Theoldp after the test with vic today.

[ABM @ANGRYBLACKMEN_]

Also special thanks to @Willydasquid

I know it’s a tough time for writers right now but we sincerely appreciate you all. Most things in life seem to get worse before they get better 🫡

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@MattWalshBlog in a seemingly endless sea of dumb bitches on twitter, you truly just might be the dumbest bitch of them all.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@MerylStreek new song is great. translates perfectly to our shit country yet again.

my childhood best friend @gravebabies put out a kick ass record. ready to book your co-tour when you are.

“a shed out the back and that says a lot!”

cc: @Willydasquid

https://t.co/jAwgXrHV1y

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@MattWalshBlog after how many arrests does one deserve to be killed, you sick, stupid, troll motherfucker?

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@mattmoneysmith @Theoldp @PetrosAndMoney

p are you planning on getting in a fight with a gin vendor at beach life this year?

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@freshhel https://t.co/jqdVQrgXNk

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@Willydasquid cc: @MerylStreek

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@freshhel do you think the hoodie is permanently attached to the jacket or zips out?

[The Ringer @ringer]

In an excerpt from his new book on MF DOOM and Madlib’s ‘Madvillainy,’ @Willydasquid looks back at the leak that could’ve broken the underground superduo—but only made the album bigger:
https://t.co/tDLTZWEQlt

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@MattWalshBlog when you were a kid and people asked what you wanted to be when you grown up did you say, “marginalizing an oppressed group of people and trying to win a war against them that is a complete a figment of my imagination all from the safety of behind a screen?” i bet you did, bitch.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@MattWalshBlog no one wants to destroy your children, surely you’re doing a great job of that all on your own, ya bitch.

[tyler hagle @tylerfhagle]

@_BarringtonII nah she’s just pointing out what a bitch you are regardless of skin color. you’ve tweeted so much about a magazine cover you shouldn’t care about & i have to keep seeing them, despite not wanting to see anything your dumb, weird ass says ever. and i’ll say it to your face, bitch.