Tyler H. Jones

I like old computers, old calculators, old guns, old money/coins, old VW/Audis, ham radio, and cooking. Professionally, I play with and fix expensive computers.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

How can I help in Venezuela? I have rope, harnesses, lights, and radios. HMU.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

What's the best song ever played and why is it Us and Them by Pink Floyd?

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

"I shouted out, ‘Who killed the Kennedys?’ When after all It was you and me."

"Every cop's a criminal and all the sinners, saints."

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

For the first time ever, I took a female to @microcenter with me. (Please clap) I've never had such great service. Lol, I know the guys all know me by now and were probably surprised that a pretty lady would accompany me and buy stuff of her own. She loves the cheap flash drives.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

@MouserElec Your website down? I need capacitors!!1!

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

After we got home from my nephew's awesome soccer game today, Keyser (dog) was sniffing me a lot and I said "Ky, what do I smell like?" My nephew ran over and sniffed my shirt and said "You smell like Uncle Tyler."

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

@naynaynayzzz Perfect Dark multiplayer, complex level. Always show your sibling's children who's really the boss. Btw, if you need parts, hmu.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

@naynaynayzzz Damn girl. We both ain't fat no more. Fuck that shit. Imma be lean and mean this year. Wait, it's June??? Oh well.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

Working on a project and I can't find my gender changer. I need to change my cable's gender. I need a male to male cable to change the female to male. Also need to be a crossover gender changer. I have an adapter to do the crossover but it's not long enough to change genders. Idk

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West Virginia Cabin trip like 7-8 years ago. Good times. Pretty sure this is the trip we "buried" Mark.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

I'm not really convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

I bought a liter of nitric acid online for gold refining and now I am being pushed ads to buy 55 gallon drums of acid and ethanol. Look, I know I'm already on a list... Stop exasperating it.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

Got a strange ticket from one of my admins asking us to rest his password, I made him sing "twinkle twinkle little star" over the phone. #opsec

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@naynaynayzzz I feel like I have to say those coordinates are on posted property. Please don't make a pilgrimage without me lmao. That aside, fuck you Mark. I miss you man. I'll erect a better shrine soon.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

Getting the jitters about my reservation at The Samuel in Copenhagen tonight. It will be by far the most special restaurant experience I will have had yet. And the most expensive...

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

My Wang tutorial floppy came today! I finally get to learn how to use my Wang!

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@naynaynayzzz I'm ashamed you remember that. That was mega-stupid. I had no end goal that time. I was just plain fuckin' mad...at a bush...with a very sharp knife.

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Broke my finger in the dumbest way. Throwing a rope in a tree with a bottle tied to the end. It got stuck and I was pissed so I was pulling quite hard, looked up and a Nestle water bottle is rocketing towards my face at mach fuck. Spidey senses made me block with my hand. Ouch.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

Reflecting back on the super cool dude in the old 5-series BMW that passed and blocked with me from MM 140 to MM 90 on 81 today. When he pulled off he gave me a wave out the window. We were cooking at 100-110. Love finding road-smart people on the highway. We were best friends for half an hour.

[Tyler H. Jones @tylerhuntjones]

I needed a 9mm hex socket for my fancy Audi brake job. Called around and a guy on the mountain had one. Win. Then the pads were wrong. Fail. @AdvanceAuto came through. Win. Audi is back on the road.