Tyler Hurlbutt

fuck you, pay me

[Brian @BrianMcGannon]

New money chiefs fans vs me knowing what it took to get here https://t.co/sTFUbUldzg

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

Is trav love bombing Taylor or the other way around

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Taylor Swift at Arrowhead, sitting with Travis Kelce’s mom:

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

It is so god damn funny to me that there are so many ppl alive that didn’t experience gas station parking lot custody exchanges as children

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I don’t need to go to therapy bc I already know the reason I am the way I am is bc I memorized all the words to Lonely by Akon when I was like 7 years old

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

My mom cannot stop sending me the most obscure statement texts with no context at all whatsoever

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

The real walk of shame is going back to the bar you left your debit card at the night prior

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

That’s Who 💍💍

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I was legit so unprepared to see pal mac people graduating on GRAVEL tonight what is going on

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

The actual last thing I want my Starbucks barista to be is nice

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I accidentally just listened to Doses & Mimosas at 7am and suddenly I want to play beer pong in a backyard

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

It just doesn’t make any sense that Taco Bell gets rid of the quesorito. I don’t give one fuck about the profit margins give the people what they WANT

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

Pasta Salad is my sunday sauce

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

God made sunshine so someone would invent strawberry refreshers

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

CEO of Gaslighting calling you the gaslighter is my favorite god damn battle to have

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I fucking LOVE small town shit talking with my mother

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I’m gonna miss the way my Spanish workers pronounce Tyler

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

Do I work annoyingly late bc I have to or bc I’m ducking depressed pt. 712

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

The trash bag in my bones will love crooked pines until the day I die I’m so jealous of everyone out there today

[Tyler Hurlbutt @tylerhurlbutt]

I hope I have a daughter someday so I can introduce her to that Olivia Rodrigo album after her first heartbreak. Her mom will probably want that moment but it’s mine