Tyler Jones

I know the red lobster menu by heart and so should you

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

Who do I need to speak to about this

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

Ohare in Chicago is the only airport in the entire world where you land, but don’t get off the plane for another 50 minutes

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

Do planes have horns??

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

This E-40 Chipotle commercial is going to make me ruin everyone who is walking directly below my balcony’s day

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

@MLB The only thing keeping me sane is thinking about playing middle infield for the Chicago white sox

[MLB @MLB]

MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤

We're celebrating the release by giving away FREE codes! Repost and reply for your chance to win a copy for your console 🎮

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

White people be like “I’m spending spring break at my dog’s lake house in Saugatuck”

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

If I was a dog I’d look down on every dog I see shitting on the sidewalk and not on the grass. Like please have some class for once in your life

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

Ready for the big game! Do you think we have enough food? #SuperBowl #SBLIII

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

twitter for dogs:
“ew she fuckin the treat man for treats” - a bitch that’s fuckin the walk man for walks

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

Not my circus, but now that I am looking at them I think of a few of those might be my monkeys actually

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

The lion does not concern himself with the fact that he hasn’t pooped in 6 days

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

They should invent a disposable coffee cup that doesn’t fucking spill all over you

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

You know I think sometimes you have to shoot the messenger like why tf would you tell me that

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 30,1951

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

@McDonalds there is a blue piece of plastic in this double qtr pounder. What is this??

[Tyler Jones @tylerj1024]

I move through life with a sense of frivolity that would make anyone with an ounce of realism or awareness a little uncomfortable.