kes please

the narrative demanded it

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Correa and the Twins are in agreement

[Twins Central @TwinsCentral1]

The #MNTwins are expected to make Carlos Correa the biggest offer in team history, per @DWolfsonKSTP. They are pushing for a quick(er) decision from C4, and are open to including player options in the contract. The Twins have also “reached out” to Swanson.

[kes please @tylerkes]

You could have been Summer Frankenstein

[kes please @tylerkes]

Vacation begins with a screaming child next to me on the plane. Great start lol

[kes please @tylerkes]

I'm actually addicted to Hostess doughnuts. Like the little chocolate ones that taste like wax and old cake. 👌🏼

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

That goose has been in more playoff games this year than Ohtani + Trout combined

(I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying to delete it)

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

pray for us ain't nothing wrong we just gotta go to ohio

[Zach Harper @talkhoops]

I can’t believe some of you watched that entire game

[Seán Ó Cinnéide @SOCthoughts]

Give Lizzo the Green Ranger's Dagger Flute next. Let her summon the Dragonzord.

[kes please @tylerkes]

I love the night rabbits in my neighborhood

[ESPN @espn]

🚨 MARSHALL UPSETS NO. 8 NOTRE DAME IN SOUTH BEND 🚨

@HerdFB

[kes please @tylerkes]

@mymonsterischic your jubes playlist is fireeeeee

[kes please @tylerkes]

They're non-prescriptive

[kes please @tylerkes]

I wear my sunglasses at night but for aesthetics

[✩ space cowboy august ✩ @liawbyy]

pls this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wistful Woman Wonders If This Could Be The One She’ll Sleep With For Few Weeks Before Losing Interest https://t.co/eQitu3B8Ye