Tyler the Desert Lizard

Penguins are not built for the heat.

[Tyler the Desert Lizard @TylerLizard2]

@zillaah707 @dogscantwhistle spies for demons!

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@foxorian I’m old enough to remember when an entire section of both Best Buy and Wal-Mart was for CDs. I miss that.

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@blueflamedfox I’m surprised I didn’t see your post, Aubs, until two days later

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Here’s some tacos to make @deaflibertarian happy.

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@dogscantwhistle look at all those Ricos!

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@InqstvMuse Gracias. Tengo que aprender más! Ahora, aprendo Japonés.

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@immalkwalahi There’s a stat at the end of the game that shows you how many times you opened up the map.

[Tyler the Desert Lizard @TylerLizard2]

“Patriots don’t wear masks.” -guy who complained about the January 6ers losing their Constitutional rights.

[Corey Cooper @MetroidFREAK21]

Retweet to scare PlayStation #KeepPhysicalAlive #PS5

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@sister_slay It was a righteous anger that you expressed when you learned of this. It was a side of Sister Slay that I don’t want to be on the receiving end of.

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@Abigeilgarcia Que bonita!

[Besk 💿 @BeskInfinity]

The community note changed for the 9th time 😭 people aint leaving Playstation alone

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@Apolitical3678 @tonyrigatonee

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@SaltyGoat17 True that they’re not MAGA, since they don’t shill for Israel or pretend not to see race. They’re real right wingers, unlike kosher conservatives.

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@BasedMikeLee This country was better when it was 80%+ White.

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@deaflibertarian Immigrants? That was the beach my fam also went to constantly.

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@blueflamedfox That’s actually kinda cute, tbh.

[Tyler the Desert Lizard @TylerLizard2]

1) Get invited with brother-in-law to a house I’ve never been to.
2) Immediately make friends with a new dog.

[Tyler the Desert Lizard @TylerLizard2]

@Here_s_Hoping Very well spoken, Sister Duck. Penguins, lizards, and ducks ftw!