Tyler Michael

Nurse/teacher/music lover

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t eat the second gummy.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Today I asked Alexa how old someone who was born June 2nd, 1985 would be today. It’s me. I was born June 2nd, 1985. I had to ask Alexa my age.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I wish, when my mom used to tell me my face would stick that way when I made a face, she had explained she meant wrinkles. I would have been a far less emotive child.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

For the next 3 months, anytime I’m late I’m just gonna say I was washing my hands. #coronavirus #blameitonthecdc

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Since it’s our bye week, wanna go to the RenFest? @LukeKuechly #worthashot

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

@tweetsonurface Word on the playground is, you're in Charlotte. Wanna go on a brewery crawl with me and my brothers this Saturday?

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

My dad was getting a Panther tattoo and in walks @TreBos10 ... I got there ten minutes later. Story of my life. #PanthersNation

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Pretty sure I got Glass Animal sweat on me... And I liked it. #glassanimals #peanutbuttervibes #notgonnashower @angerica00 #showbuddy

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I just found out numchucks are actually nunchucks. My whole life. My whole life I've been saying that wrong. What else don't I know?!

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I'm pretty sure that ten years from now, Black Friday will start on Monday. #Imcallingit #ridiculous #blackmondayisthenewblackfriday #stopit

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Every time I hear "Starboy" and The Weeknd says "I come alive in the fall time," this is all I can think.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

If you urban dictionary 'milkshake' this is what it says. You're welcome.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Are we sure Future and Desiigner aren't the same person? Like... Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room at the same time?

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

My horoscope just told me my power word is "energy". I've been awake two hours and am about to take a nap, so... Nah.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I hate driving when it's really windy. It's like the steering wheel is a Ouija board. "Who's doing that? I swear I'm not moving it."

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

I just realized my milk doesn't expire until after school starts. And obviously now I'm in a deep state of depression.

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Me trying to tell nerdy jokes to non-nerdy people. #readabookyouilliterate #stepupyourvocab

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

Amazing field trip to the Cadaver Lab at Appalachian. Holding a… https://t.co/yag1buRqiE

[Tyler Michael @TylerMichaelRN]

When you were so into the song you realize you missed your turn... By a lot. #gangstarap #twomilesback