tyler🃏

29 | Chillin' the most. |

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Government logic:

Smoking is bad - tax it to discourage it.
Drinking is bad - tax it to discourage it.
Gambling is bad - tax it to discourage it.

Income is good - tax it to discourage it?

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Day 792 of still being speechless that a significant portion of the population believes being a billionaire means someone has a billion dollars in their checking account.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

0 cold as fuck
100 hot as fuck.

Its doesn’t take 6 paragraphs to explain. Cope harder

[tyler🃏 @tylernk1997]

Fuck Israel, fuck “Palestine”, everybody sucks

[JD Delay @JdDelay5150]

@sneako Fuck you both to be honest. Weird ass bitch.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@cjwarnke You guys must be freaking out if you’re having to resort to lying about what I said.

[Kar @oohDB4lalaL]

don’t you loveeeee tossing and turning for hours just to fall asleep right before your alarm’s go off? no? me fucking neither 😩

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

It turns out in his old age Jeeves does not like fireworks.

[Zachary Bell @zacharyebell]

Happy Birthday America

[JD Delay @JdDelay5150]

HATING THE GOVERNMENT IS THE MOST PATRIOTIC THING YOU CAN DO.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@Fat_Electrician I wonder why they turned off replies

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

“As we celebrate the founding of this country made possible by armed civilians, we urge you to disarm civilians.”

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 @JakeMunro]

This is all it took for a migrant to stab him in the neck.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Abolish Flock Cameras.

[Tony Moon @RoofKorean7]

@thatdayin1992 Perspective.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I know 4 people that have had their homes broken into while they were home. 3 didn’t own a gun. 2 of them were hardcore antigun.

They all own guns now.

[Zachary Bell @zacharyebell]

I summon @TheAKGuy

[UnsubscribePodcast @UnsubscribeCast]

Brb, doing a side quest

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Me in New Jersey on a diet:

Waitress: “Would you like to see the dessert menu? We have cheesecake today.”

Me: “No thank you.”

Waitress: “Our chef has been here for 50 years. He used to cook for Frank Sinatra, and the cheesecake was his favorite.”

Me: “Bring me the fuckin cheesecake.”

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@DUDEwipes Your sales are going to explode