Tyler O'Bryan

[litquidity @litcapital]

Microsoft excel when you try to recalculate a giant financial model with 20 tabs, complex formulas, 50 pivot tables, and 30 sensitivity tables

[Cards Nation @CardsNation13]

The Cardinals have two potential MVP candidates and they barely have a 50% chance to make the third wild card spot. Maybe it's time to start thinking that maybe the Cardinals front office isn't as good at putting teams together as they have convinced people they are.

[cards rant @CardinalsRant_]

How do you fix the Cardinals when the starting rotation, bullpen, and offense all suck?

They need Jesus. Not a trade.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

who did this ☠️😭

[Logan Murdock @loganmmurdock]

we’ve needed succession back since yesterday. I can only watch the last three episodes of season two so many times.

[Tyler O'Bryan @tylerobryan23]

Best Cardinal we’ve had sense Albert Pujols and this is all we gave up. What a steal.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Deal is done: Nolan Arenado to Cardinals for Austin Gomber, Mateo Gil, Elehuris Montero, Tony Locey and Jake Sommers. @MLBNetwork @MLB

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Worth the wait!

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

BREAKING: Cardinals have agreed to acquire Nolan Arenado from Rockies, sources tell @TheAthletic. Deal pending approval from both MLB and players’ union; Rockies sending Cardinals significant cash, believed to be in $50M range, and Arenado will be deferring money.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Seeing NASDAQ, banks, & regulators begin to halt trading over the Reddit WSB $GME stock rally proves that we don't have a free market.

We have a controlled market that is gamed to benefit banks and hedge funds, and if you don't invest the way they tell you to, they'll ruin you.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The 3 best players for the Rockets tonight have been Harden, Kuzma & Rondo.

[Grant Goldberg @GrantGoldberg]

"Lakers are paying him 15 million a year and his shot is nowhere to be seen...

Starting at guard, it's Danny Green!"

[kam 🖤 @kamkizar]

“men are only interested in one thing” and yes, that thing is the termination of MLB commissioner rob manfred

[Morgan Bagg @MorganBagg]

My thoughts on baseball: if you make $100k and your boss came to tell you would be working half the year so you’ll get $50k. You’d say ok makes sense. Then a few months later says, ok now you’ll only make $20K but you’re still working 260 days of the year... you’d say uh what?

[Tyler O'Bryan @tylerobryan23]

Sell the team then. You’d be doing every Cardinals fan a huge favor

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Cards' Chairman DeWitt: Baseball Industry "Isn't Very Profitable" https://t.co/3JhKiIBfN4

[Zac Husman @Z_HUStler_4]

Breakups suck and all but can you imagine Yadier Molina in another uniform????

[Rust Coast CLE @RustCoastSports]

First dolphins in Venice and now white-tailed deer are returning to their natural habitat in Cleveland 🙏🙏 #COVID19

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

me updating my resume & filling out job applications even tho no one’s hiring during this pandemic

[AC 130 @Rob_McLoughlin7]

Every college student/ 1 year post college grads just got clowned by the stimulus bill. Won’t receive any check as long as you were claimed as a dependent in 2019

[Morgan Bagg @MorganBagg]

No sports 2k20