Tyler

I joke so much, my life has turned into one

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O Rozanov, O Hollander, how lovely are thou butt cheeks 🍑
#heatedrivalry

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I’m coming to the cottage

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My only valentine for the past 7 years

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Happy Valentine’s Day @Jeopardy

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I went back and reread some of my old tweets and like some are iconic and some are cringe how am I not internet famous

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I think it’s the first option but I’ll keep you posted.

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I was watching two different shows tonight and they both had Valentine’s Day episodes (unbeknownst to me). The world is either mocking me for being single or it’s a sign love it right around the corner.

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Sabrina’s the game and we’re just the pieces singing and dancing to all of her songs

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I’m a Sabrina girlie

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Facebook really wants me to drop my life and travel the world with random, handsome and fit strangers as all of my suggested posts are men looking for travel buddies

I don’t think I’m who they’re looking for, but if it is can one just message me

TIA

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Having bad self esteem feelings lately

Ate cookie dough to help me through it

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@introvertsmemes 😭🤣😂⭐️👍

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I slept in to 8:02 this morning…. What is this!!? Half my day is gone lol

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@shelbseroo On my way home last night from work I actually had to slam on my brakes on the highway because it was at a literal standstill for no reason

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I’m legit crying watching young sheldon

Knew what was going to happen, still hit hard 😭😭😭😭😭

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Is there new laws or rules about buying lotto tickets??? I bought tickets twice this week and both times I’ve gotten ID’d. I mean I know I have a baby face but I don’t look 15

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It’s 26° in my bedroom….. how can anyone sleep in that heat

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Ellie Kemper literally kills me in the office. She portrayed Erin so good. I’m watching “Training Day” and I’m laughing so hard

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My mom moms so hard she writes out potential wordle guesses to figure out which one is best to guess

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Need to find someone like Jim from the office