Tyler Townsend

breakfast enthusiast

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

The AIDS Run is Sep 23 and I'm going to try to get enough running in so my dog can run with me this year. If you can donate, my page link is below :D

https://t.co/XMKoz5nx7a

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@rexxysaurus WHEN I NEED TO PLAN

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@bonejangless So we’re meeting up again in November right?

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@rexxysaurus I’m so emo I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@spigelbutt Thank you so much!

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

The AIDS Run is Sep 23 and I'm going to try to get enough running in so my dog can run with me this year. If you can donate, my page link is below :D

https://t.co/XMKoz5nx7a

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

I'm very close to my goal! Please consider donating if you haven't already. Just a few days away!!!

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

The AIDS Run is Sep 23 and I'm going to try to get enough running in so my dog can run with me this year. If you can donate, my page link is below :D

https://t.co/XMKoz5nx7a

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

Pumpkin spice lattes are back at starbucks. I'd like to take a moment to thank FUCK I don't work at starbucks anymore.

[𝑩𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑽𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 @VisionexHQ]

Everyone: Get in the basement, there’s a tornado warning!

Midwesterners:

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@jjazens It’s been 3 years and I still don’t sound like an adult human. Don’t hold your breath my guy.

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

Today I learned: Fremont Street is better than The Strip.

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

Love that @BlazePizza is donating to @RED twist my arm I guess #CokeRedSweepstakes

[(RED) @RED]

Show us your ZA 🍕

For every guest who posts a picture of their pizza and cold drink using the hashtag #CokeREDSweepstakes and tags @BlazePizza, Blaze will donate $1 to @RED, up to $10,000.

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

Every time I go to a bar I feel like I’m too young to be at a bar.

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@recklessIoves literally all those things are still in houses?? file cabinets are the main thing aging out tbh

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@Cuppa_Tease you've got this <3 you've got more perseverance than pretty much anyone.

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@recklessIoves eggnog is the best part about christmas, we should have it for easter too.

[City Mouth @CityMouth]

Some of the most important people in my life are no longer in my life and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins and the world still spins

[Tyler Townsend @tylerpt23]

@kATEallyourfood https://t.co/1zZEb3Gmpg

[jojo @wimbopimbal]

See ya later, alligator!
After a while, crocodile!

Alternative responses:

Whatever you say, manta ray
Doubt that, sewer rat
I don’t care, panda bear
Never again, Cornish hen
I hate you, kangaroo
Curl up and die, butterfly