Tyler Morse

Music Educator, Bartender, D&D and RPG Enthusiast. FFXI Forever. He/Him.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

Couldn't find my wallet for like a full 24 hours. I had it when I got home yesterday...

Found it. My cat stole my wallet.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

Ugh. Fuck cancer.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

Okay so when I was a kid I loved the squirrels in the Redwall books, but now I know I was wrong.

They are SO MEAN to my dog and I hope he gets them someday.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@mattlink13 I mean, yes but also it's just a fun cameo. Not giving away any plot!

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

I stan the Jack Black / Lizzo marriage in this week's episode of The Mandalorian.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@lieutenantgato Read this as "pitbulls give me the ick" and I was about to declare that we could no longer be friends.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

Today is a good day.

Harvey Weinstein got an additional 16 years on his sentence for a total of 39 years. He'll be 107.

R. Kelly got a 20 year conviction.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@katieforce Listen, if the uni-ball vision elite is good enough for Barack Obama, it's good enough for me.

But really. It's the best commercially available pen on the planet.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

It's like a reward

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@lieutenantgato Recording as in like a video going over it, or like "here's a picture of what $100 gets you at xyz"

[Jordan Elgie @jordanelgie]

If a woman can deliver the very Word of the Father, to the entire world (and all of History), then surely a woman can deliver a Sunday sermon at your church. Ok thanks.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

Absolute gold mine of a thread.

[Agrarian Saint ⚓ @JohnDamonDavis]

My incredibly well researched denominational stereotypes given in generic examples:

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@PatFrahm As many as Jesus wants, which is either two or three depending on the context you heathen. And keep that "r" out of your damn mouth.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@emilie__harper And how did that go for you lol

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@Fins_Draugr @FFXI_EN Sorry friend, that will probably NEVER happen. I'd love for that too, but for now I'm happy to give HorizonXI a try.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@annecw515 And of course, this was before the dominance of online shopping. The late 90's - mid 2000's were a strange time.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@annecw515 My dad, owning a retail business, would re-use boxes from his deliveries to the store.

For most of my childhood, literally every single present came in a Fed-Ex Priority Mail box.

We had a joke about how "oh, it's what I've always wanted," or "really? I got this last year..."

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

I'm home pretty violently sick today, and my dog has not left my side. He's the best caretaker 😭

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

@mysticabysss @LvStell @JimVannyFrank Okay... Yes... You just described astronomy, a field of scientific study. Astrology is not, in reality, based on science in any meaningful way.

[Tyler Morse @tylerrmorse]

These Twitter Files are so meaningless. Just absolutely useless information with commentary framing it to be some massive exposé every time.

Nonsensical garbage.