Tyler Shaffer

I have no idea what I’m supposed to be when I grow up

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Got a first timer over here for getting stuck behind the Bradford train and lemme tell ya what. That was a rush!

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Stop with this old town road shit and shake yo laffy taffy and let yo tootsie roll!

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Whoever’s number this is, ya moms a hoe

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

There I was, BBQ sauce on my titties

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Cracks me up to see all these people on my snap who travel through Bradford getting stuck waiting for this train. I’d be finding a new job 😂

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Long story short, lady taking my order at Mexican restaurant spoke to the man in front of me in 100% Spanish. Then comes at me with a “Hi, how may I take your order”. She about laid an egg when I said “gordo chico blanco habla español”

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

@jayyemmayy Killed me 😂

[Jess✨ @mamimarie_1723]

I Swear I love her but this could be on America’s funniest home videos😂😭🧡

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Ho Ho Ho looks like 2019 is turning out the same!

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

This year has been a scooter to the ankle lemme tell ya

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

@TheGreenMan68 I just think it’s stupid 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

I’m all for not raising your kid to be a pussy but throwing cheese on your infants face doesn’t impress me much

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

I love when people just now discover Tyler Childers...like think about how you’ve been neglecting your ears for so damn long, now you’re blessed.

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Fake Ellen on Facebook keeps commenting on my stuff and I’ve about had it. Unless you’re gonna bring me on your fake show and donate 5 uhauls of Busch light. Piss off.

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

If I ever hit the lottery I’m going to buy everyone with an android, Iphones. That way I don’t have to see garbage Snapchat stories anymore

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

@Al_Anzivine23 @Lou_Anzivine 151

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

Just try to quit smokin' and reel back the drinkin'
Don't always tell her everything you're thinkin'
And dance her when she needs dancin'

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

I miss the super donuts from high school

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

I miss watching Saturday morning cartoons and eating half a box of captain crunch. I don’t miss the roof of my mouth being cut to shit though from that box of rocks

[Tyler Shaffer @tylershaffer020]

I could really go for a lemonade with 80000 grams of sugar in it from the fair currently