Tyler Sprouse

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I told my wife saw Bo Jackson at the airport and she said “the cartoon horse?”

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[jake @JakeSotir]

A true indictment on the rotting brains of this nation that he’s the biggest star in pop music right now

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[latke @latkedelrey]

odysseus listening to the siren’s song while tied to the mast of the ship

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

It really is astounding that the most reliable way to know whether Benjamin Netanyahu is in Washington is that John Fetterman puts on a suit to show respect to his leader, but not for anyone else, including American leaders.

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

Wednesday.

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

The capitalists have now created an entire industry around children being shot in schools

Do we understand this?

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

[Chris Tannehill @ChrisTannehill]

I can’t get enough of these. Emeril had my guy hit the Kubrick stare over a single brewski

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

ARREST ANTONY BLINKEN FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

LeWaterUnderLeBridge

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

LeBron James

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Derick @whoaitsderick]

Odysseus spent 7 YEARS at his side chick house, came back home and blamed it on Poseidon 😭😭😭