Tyler

I usually tweet when I’m drunk

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Who’s in Paris?

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Not for anyone for anyone… but why the hell do you except my bid and then once I send you the invoice you ask me to give you receipts and calculated labor hours plus my business model plus deprecation on equipment. What the actual fuck

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Want to jump off a cliff on ski with parachute some day👍

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Checking off those yearly goals early… let’s go

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Syndrome down but the money up

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Big Day, max town hall 14.

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Babies be dumb as hell, grow up and do child labor for me

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Don’t ever trust a man with clean Carhartts

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Amen brother

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

Ready for skiing/snowmobiling /being lost

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Really just living in a world full of OSHA violations 24/7 Godspeed

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

My camera roll is literally pictures of dirt, rocks, and grass. #goals

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If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is to max out my town hall 15 in clash of clans and then idk

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

This one goes out to capitalism… love you but also why you gotta be so mean #TaylorSwift

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Who’s gonna carry the boats?!?!

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The BS I need is beer and sunshine

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Can’t believe they let Pam back into Chilies

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Yes

[Tyler @tylerstrnad]

I hate cowards