Tyler

Funny is the game

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Adrift in ennui, we watch heroes & villains fight, assuming our banality. Self-acceptance dams the river of distraction, bridging the gap, turning its pull into the current that propels us. Embrace your nature, arc, and path—letting the charge carry you towards time and chance.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Take control of your mind, and then experience your emotions fully. In that order.

You won't be unstoppable—you'll be untouchable.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Consider this: if the operator of a roller coaster did so while actually on the ride, it would be a very different experience for every other passenger than if he operated it safely, objectively, from a separate control booth.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Obligation? There isn’t any obligation other than the necessity of the moment.

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The overly cosy; “Duvets are good for everyone.”

Me; “Well that’s a blanket statement.“

[Tyler @tylert_t]

The road from knowledge to understanding is arduous..

Resist, you suffer..

Embrace, the journey’s length remains unchanged..

Either way, the end meets you just the same. So learn, grow, reach truths you’re destined to.. and give love to others.. we’re strolling similar paths.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

@tferriss your unconventional wisdom & strategic provocations never fail to spark breakthroughs! Your insights not only illuminate new pathways but also empower me to generate innovative solutions to everyday dilemmas
#CreativeProblemSolving

[Tyler @tylert_t]

@LionelRichie If wanting your songs to last All Night Long is wrong, well then, Oh No!

[Tyler @tylert_t]

If standing outside, and someone says “it’s cold”, don’t say “it’s not.” Say “I’m not.” Or say nothing.

Knowing people feel different in the same weather is a key to happiness.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Turn from people that matter, but only to pursue that which helps you understand how much they matter.

Be careful, though, when you turn back they might be gone.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

Older men; “You think you got it bad!!?? You should try walking a mile in my shoes, then you’d know real suffering.”

Me; Somehow hearing you have suffered more than me eases my own. Please, tell me more.

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I literally have no emotional response when people call me a sociopath.

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I’m a full-grown man. There’s no way I would listen to Olivia Rodrigo and cry about my failed life, nor would I ever share it with you, that would just be moronic, even if I do drive alone past your street..

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Don’t make me angry.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Because I become a real whiny bitch.

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The younger generation is ignorant to natural instinct.

“Why’s she so attached? All we did was sleep together.”

Are you a complete moron? What do you think happened in the wild?

“Oh, he’s hot. I better sleep with him quick, get pregnant, then run away and fend for myself.”

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@CraigRozniecki @MarkMark3033 @VgkDean @BrandonStraka Only Sith deal in absolutes.

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The true condition of my life often takes shape in my mind and has me, seemingly for no reason, burst into laughter from the absurdity of it all.

It’s not helping make new friends.

[Tyler @tylert_t]

… and the number one most insincere line a boyfriend will ever give his girl is;

“Oh ya, he sounds like a really great guy!”

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@taylorswift13 @paramore Good job!

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If you look ahead at a tough week and know it’s gonna be a bunch of hard days, there’s only two ways to get through it… Jackson Browne or claim you have Covid.