Tyler Walsh

Rodeo entertainer and stand-up comedian.

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Doesn't matter if it's a pandemic psycho, you can still afford to throw the butt slices away on a loaf of bread.

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@Tmeyer9 @wahoochvatal @nsaaevents @MalcolmSoftball @RaiseTheAnchor Haha. I admire your blatant turd-ness.

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I got all my family thanksgiving stuff done over the weekend so Thursday is just a no work, underwear & summer sausage day with my new roku. Thankful city days ahead.

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I just bought a ten dollar vendor grilled cheese. When I visit home tomorrow I’m gonna make my dad beat my ass with a pork steak.

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John-boy Walton may have had long underwear, but he didn’t have a 25 lb Weighted blanket. I have both and I’m having a Midwest November for the record books.

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If I was a pilot car driving the guys actually doing the road labor would get so tired of me giving them the beef stick wave every time I passed them.

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Just started using a weighted blanket and it's a game changer. I'm a sleep circus and this thing is Peta.

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Bought an Orvis fly tying kit this morning for a winter indoor learning activity. If they're too ugly to catch fish I'm going to sell them as merch after comedy shows as "Coozie Bling".

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Turns out a pandemic Thanksgiving is actually all I've ever wanted. Making pickle wraps with the good ass dry beef for just me baby.

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Monitoring my stock shares on Robinhood throughout work day is way more fun than monitoring Bumble messages to see if girls respond after I say my favorite place to hang out is the river behind Harrahs.

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Having a day job at the bottom tier of agriculture involves a lot of convos with truck drivers starting with "we're a shithole, thanks for your patience'".

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Got a couple new booking clips I'm proud of and got myself a website!

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I'm starting to find out when a girl compliments you on your fantastic jaw line you don't compliment her jawline back. It doesn't resonate the same.

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Crick or creek is one thing, but ask a guy with a pack of smokes in one tit pocket and a chew can in the other to say Rapala.

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3rd precautionary covid test in the books. They don't get more fun just more thankful it isn't your wiener.

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Staying in with my air fryer tonight.

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I bought an electric massager with a scalp stimulator attachment and it's incredible. All I need now is a nose ring and I never have to go to Sports Clips for an MVP shampoo again.

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It's taken me 5 years to get a 5 minute comedy clip I like and now I ain't got no place to send it to be disliked.

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In the winter I'm bad about giving my car enough time to warm up before driving it. In July I start that bitch an a hour and a half before I decide where I'm even going.

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It's easier right now to get a Covid-19 test in Omaha than it is to find in stock fishing tackle at Bass Pro or Cabela's.