tylre kelley.

pink hair and the same sunglasses.

[cvrtis @ilycvrt]

Orange was the imposter

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

most of my astrology knowledge comes from memes my fellow witch friends send me and honestly i have no problem with that

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

i called out a fake instagram of a little person stripper, then sent a screenshot to the real little person stripper saying “i gotchu.” so that’s where we are.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

this quarantine is going to make me crazier than i already am.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

just coughed in walmart and this chick looked at me like i was the plague incarnate. lmaooo calm down lady i’m a smoker

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

just saw a car with a confederate flag license plate and raiders stickers across the back. #youcanthaveboth

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

idaho karaoke - “well id pop a cap in san-cho”

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

mentos are just giant skittles

[Magneto’s Helmet @Alyricz]

Bro when I tell you this has me CRYING. 😭😭😭😭😭

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

a woman just told me she was pregnant and i responded with “im proud of you”. why.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

you know, for being as smart as i am, i’m a fucking airhead.

[cvrtis @ilycvrt]

#lefthanggang

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

bars are so weird at the beginning of the night it’s an eighth grade dance but at the end it’s a fucking commune.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

@damncvrt are you fucking serious

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

i’m a cotton headed ninny muggins.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

don’t be jealous of my boogie.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

update: curtis is now referencing drag race irl.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

thanks to hulu i can binge watch rupauls drag race. @damncvrt is real happy about that.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

@NickGeracie you have a point. but some cowboys rode with a pardner, aka a first officer. some even in trios.

[tylre kelley. @tylreloray]

cowboys are land pirates.