tyl

show me how to feel right

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

it’s crazy that Walter White originally died of autoerotic asphyxiation and Vince Gilligan only changed it hours before shooting

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Burped so hard accidentally I Fus Roh Dah'd my autistic grandson over the local Walmart

[bog @wetlittlebeast]

The tragic thing about retweets being moved to a seperate tag is being forced to confront that I am a terrible tweeter. I used to have them sandwiched between delightful things and now I look at my page and hang my head in shame

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Maybe Im dcu batman and i just don't know it yet

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

wait

[Uncle Pussy @uncvagina]

how it feels when you put someone on your music taste and see them listening to it on their own time

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Absolutely no one is talking about the clayface movie

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Wheres my goat bupropion

[dex7 @dex7official]

THE ONLY TRUE COGNITIVE ENHANCEMENT TIER LIST (NO COPES EDITION)

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Day 2 on zyban my social anxiety has disappeared

[Saint “Super Freak” Gil @SaintSFGil]

can't believe im an adult and have to do adult things now like being employed and jacking off 12 times a day

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

yay

[i love raspberry jam @GRANNYPANTlES]

i don’t shave my pubes, i take some crafting scissor and shear my bush just enough so that my coochie doesn’t fuse closed

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Its bothering me so much that i cant pick a halloween costume I can't do anything

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

I got money leaving my bank account left right centre its just falling out of my ass i dont even care anymore I can afford bankruptcy

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

The meek mill inherit the earth

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Ich hab kein geld ich hab kein geld

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Ear nose and throat day at the gym

[tyl @tyluhforevuh]

Took my zyban 12 hours ago and i'm still wide awake and i gotta open in the morning beuhhhh meek mill me

[DYKE @Eghogho_e]

I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.