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good at being bad at things

[laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad]

have never felt deeper parasocial betrayal than dave grohl cheating on his wife

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Always wear protection kids… what happens on holiday doesn’t always stay on holiday 😅

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

It should be illegal to change the bedding in this heat

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SHOW YOURSELVES 😤

[becky 🦇 @hitherebecky]

who tf are the people who actually got tickets for neck deep in cardiff. show yourselves

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Refuse to believe that anyone who is an actual human being managed to get neck deep tickets 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

@NeckDeepUK And the tickets sold out in a second? How?

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Watched the countdown timer for @NeckDeepUK tickets to go on sale, and they sold out INSTANTLY?? What the fuck?

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Anyone else spend longer than necessary in restaurant toilets to have a break from family meals, or am I the weird one?

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Neck Deep were right because I too am sick of rain in July

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Watching #queencharlotte and I can’t unsee this 🤢

[luca @laughterxlines]

well then #Eurovision

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

wearing a 🇬🇧 outfit for the coronation: mortifying, toe-curling, humiliating

wearing a 🇬🇧 outfit for Eurovision: iconic, camp, diva

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Nobody asked, but here are my favourite farm animal punny names:
🐷 Snoop Hog & Piggie Smalls
🐐 Ryan Goatling & Gareth Southgoat
🐓 Kylo Hen & Hen Solo
🦆 Duck Norris & Quack Sparrow
You’re welcome xo

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Putting an offer in on a house on a Friday is in my top three self inflicted stressful life events because I simply ✨cannot✨ wait until Monday for an update

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

First rule for buying a house at auction is view the property. Second rule is read the legal pack…
1 out of 2 before putting an offer forward isn’t bad, right? 👀🤞🏻

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

The hedgehog has visited my garden again!!!!!!!!

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

stop ordering biscuits!

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

And this is why you don’t cover lightbulbs (or use the wall light as a shelf for the extension cable) 😰

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

2 days left to avoid the 27 club and oh my god THE PRESSURE

[Tŷłäh @tylvh_]

Shout out to @ticketfactory for crashing with my Busted tickets in my basket and then timing out before I could check out 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲