Brown Sugar

you're damn right I'm right, I can't remember a time I was goddamn wrong!

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

All these “VoTe FoR mY pArTy” calls are really making me miss the extended warranty people

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

IT’S HERE! IT’S WILD! ITS SWEEPING THE NATION! IT’S FUSHIGI!!!!

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

I fear that instead of domesticating the cat, the cat is making me feral

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Can’t believe we get to see @itsjojosiwa do her Sarah Lynn arc!

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Joe Biden:

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

@emmaazuzek Shave your head

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

@emmaazuzek No balls

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

@bighoss346 Come visit

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Still the funniest thing I’ve seen on this app

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Being an adult is watching friend after friend get a cat and make it their whole personality

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

@Rae_annie_ Horrendous take

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

The Avatar movies are dog shit

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

You’re always the first car at a red light. The simulation isn’t slick

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

I take back the awful things I’ve said about pat sajak. anything is better than Whoopi Goldberg

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Eat n park cookies are bad and I’ll die on that hill

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

It smells like SHIT over here dawg
-John Buchanan

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Mother fuckers that say “hi” during roll call 🙄

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

The block gods are speaking to me. It’s time to build

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

I’m gonna get a punch bug simply to spread violence

[Brown Sugar @TyMatos1]

Eat dirt, fucking colonizer