Obi-John Kenobi

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

If Verbeek doesn’t match the offer for Leo; fire him. If he doesn’t match; still…fire him.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

I think I’m done with Verbeek. Could have avoided this if he didn’t love dragging out RFA signings.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

I’m going to be sick.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation. https://t.co/nfhD4h6nEc

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@sweetannieod Burn me at the stake but I also agree that signing with the Kings twice is the nail in the coffin

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

$17.5 mil in cap space for these two is actually stupid

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

San Jose today:

• signed Jacob Trouba at $8.25m
• acquired Darnell Nurse at $9.25m (no retention)

What?

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

Holy fuck thank dog the Ducks didn’t take him

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

🔄 The Sharks acquire Darnell Nurse from the Oilers.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@chasedbywasps SOLD

[Roddy E @AlteredBits]

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship.

#kingdomhearts #ANDOR

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

A NURSING home throwing her out for being sick af?!?! Sounds hypocritical.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A 96-year-old influencer is being threatened with eviction from her nursing home for throwing loud, alcohol-filled parties

Grandma Droniak ripped up the warning letter and said she’s going to keep partying

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

That lady at Electric Forest be like

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@PatrickCPresent Lol traded for Masters the other day and didn’t even offer him a QO

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@NHLRumourReport QUACK 🦆

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Actively trying to overdose on my wife’s cleavage today. Wish me luck.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@MIZLOW17 @Doritos These were best chips ever made

[Kuch4MVP @kuch4mvp]

Deleting twitter to focus more on sex, hockey, and alcohol

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@xBuffaloAnth Can’t believe Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 is gonna go 50th

[SGVCityWatch @SGVCityWatch]

Man Ends His Life in El Monte Yoshinoya Drive Thru: https://t.co/iitcfgAVbM

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

NHL UFA’s be like…

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

starting a new life July 1, bye.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@EstheritaAR @THR I can tell you right now, they never once considered using actual NHL team names and logos.

[Obi-John Kenobi @tynmints]

@EstheritaAR @THR So what you’re saying is that the two teams have entirely different names, so no one needed any permission for anything?