Krystynna Jensen

GRATATATA ME DADDY

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

One thing that scares me about being an adult is the fact that they all seem to have stories about shitting themselves and I’m not about that

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[✨ @Chaantellie]

Rubbing on coochie is a lost art. A man that knows how to diddle a cliddle is top tier

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

she eggin on my nog while i mistle her toe

[breebunn @breebunn]

is lava just discharge from the earth's crussy

[⚔️ 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖞𝕾𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖝 ⚔️ @PainxPiss]

Happy October 🎃💦😩

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t care if your lane is ending i still want you to put on your turn signal bc i wanna see you beg for it

[Hannah ⭐️ @hvnnvhr]

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

[cay @koralinadean]

the crocs skeptic to crocs enthusiast pipeline after u get them is actually so real

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@blairbunnyy Girl these photos are gorgeous! 😍

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@blairbunnyy I’m pretty sure you can go after him if he posts the pictures since he’ll be using your image without your consent. My step dads a photograph so I’ll see if I can send you anything about legalities!

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@sassygyalsag

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@darshan_n @Divine77053830 @EarthWindFire82 @HeauxLiGrail Clearly you still, since you’re having a hard time understanding what objectification is and the psychological damages it causes. Considering you don’t seem to understand language, I think it’s safe to assume you’re not a very good engineer 🧚🏻✨

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@darshan_n @Divine77053830 @EarthWindFire82 @HeauxLiGrail How about I rephrase it for you so it’s a little easier to understand. You asked her if she knew how language works, and you clearly don’t have an elementary grasp of it in the first place considering that’s all you could write for a bio. Bugger off and go fuck a calculator

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@darshan_n @Divine77053830 @EarthWindFire82 @HeauxLiGrail I’m sorry but is this your bio? And you have the audacity to use autism as an insult? Stay in your lane bud and stick to engineering.

[3 @PR1C3YYY]

I got 37 tabs open in my head rn

[Krystynna Jensen @tynnathellama]

@CrispyAnime @YahBoyJiraiya Iykyk

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i’m so in love with my boyfriend bro i got so lucky with him

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

The Fairy Godmother singing ‘I Need A Hero’ in Shrek 2