Karis: Dad can I wear a cape today
Me: No
Karis: Are they against the dress code?
Me: ..... Yes, they are against the dress code.
Karis: Is a scarf against the dress code (as she wraps cape around her neck)?
Me: I have raised an evil Genius!
Star Wars premier, guy in front of me on a double date. For the last 11 minutes, he has been explaining the entire Star Wars story to the 2 girls. He is only at episode 3. 1 girl says “Baby Yoda is so cute!” He rolls his eyes and continues, in his future, no second date do I see.
We are starting a student prayer ministry. Download the https://t.co/dfQGJSrt6r app. Go to My Groups and search for "HealtheHert". Password is 9999. You can then submit anonymous prayer requests and a group of students will pray for the requests.
The next day he took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’ We need more inn keepers!
Taylor just informed me that I was wrong about who she plays tomorrow in volleyball.
She said that her coach told her they were playing some school called Ma Nah Nah
The text from her coach says “we play mañana”
Have you ever had your daughter drop a hard plastic egg in church and had to listen to it roll all the way to the alter. Yep it rolled past all 24 rows of seats. It took about 30 seconds. Bouncing off chairs, feet, coffee cups. It would stop for a second and keep going. #karis