Ty Patterson

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Faith is a journey of steps only you can take.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

“Daddy can you bring me lip gloss, I have a zoom call in 5 minutes”. This is how my day is going

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

I have started just answering emails with memes. Much more efficient.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Day one at the Patterson Academy was a success

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Karis: Dad can I wear a cape today
Me: No
Karis: Are they against the dress code?
Me: ..... Yes, they are against the dress code.
Karis: Is a scarf against the dress code (as she wraps cape around her neck)?
Me: I have raised an evil Genius!

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Yes the manager said it would get better eventually. Location is in Alabama. 35603.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Sitting at the movies watching previews with a green grainy picture. Come on @AMCTheatres please help your location in Decatur.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Star Wars premier, guy in front of me on a double date. For the last 11 minutes, he has been explaining the entire Star Wars story to the 2 girls. He is only at episode 3. 1 girl says “Baby Yoda is so cute!” He rolls his eyes and continues, in his future, no second date do I see.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Jimmy Kimmel: “Would you consider yourself to be a Christian music artist now?”

Kanye West: “I’m just a Christian . . . everything.”

#JesusIsKing

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

“The Lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves the crushed in spirit.”
Psalms 34:18

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

We are starting a student prayer ministry. Download the https://t.co/dfQGJSrt6r app. Go to My Groups and search for "HealtheHert". Password is 9999. You can then submit anonymous prayer requests and a group of students will pray for the requests.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

The next day he took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’ We need more inn keepers!

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

The enemy doesn’t have to defeat you, he just has to distract you.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Taylor just informed me that I was wrong about who she plays tomorrow in volleyball.

She said that her coach told her they were playing some school called Ma Nah Nah

The text from her coach says “we play mañana”

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Nothing is different but everything has changed

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Sometimes it’s sad to realize how quick everything can change

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

A life without pain is often a life without purpose

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Literally been staring at a pair of pants for the last 10 minutes and I still have no idea if they are black or blue.

[Ty Patterson @typatterson9]

Have you ever had your daughter drop a hard plastic egg in church and had to listen to it roll all the way to the alter. Yep it rolled past all 24 rows of seats. It took about 30 seconds. Bouncing off chairs, feet, coffee cups. It would stop for a second and keep going. #karis