Teenage Bitch

Totally disconnected from the real world and real world problems. It's fine.

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Be my bae

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

But what if his adoptive parents (who loved and raised him) don't want him to know? Maybe he's happy without you

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Who dat? Who dat? I G G Y

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

We fell in love right by the ocean

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Be the person your dog thinks you are

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

One of my all time favorite quotes from one of my all time favorite books

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

You are welcome. (But definitely use liquid creamer)

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Where do I get a bubba keg?

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

I want a pet goat so bad

[synaptic gaps @bellan0va]

Sometimes rocks get caught in your voice box and your throat becomes a slingshot

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

#wcw @MileyCyrus

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

#wcw @Jadah_Doll

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

#wcw @AcaciaBrinley

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Little does she know...

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

I've been glued to the couch all day thanks to this catfish marathon

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

But where do I find shorts this distressed!?

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

Over-contouring is my pet peeve. Stop that.

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

All black outfits are my FAVORITE

[Teenage Bitch @typeAblonde]

I wish I was ballsy enough to get hip-length extensions, dye my hair platinum, and start wearing hipster clothes. Secret desires.