William

Professional manipulator

Amateur Jokester

Novice human.

I don't know What I'm doing here.

[William @typeatwill]

Look heres the deal, I am the ghost of @thelastyateman

[William @typeatwill]

When I pay you a compliment, I expect a receipt

[William @typeatwill]

@TheCullybear go to sleep

[William @typeatwill]

I bet people who still follow this account are like WTF?

[William @typeatwill]

Killed @thelastyateman and ate his mind....it was vast, but dirty

[William @typeatwill]

Hey fuck faces...pull your socks up, and relax.

[Yateman @thelastyateman]

Guys something bad is happening... @typeatwill is back...

[William @typeatwill]

Signs of life...

[William @typeatwill]

@thelastyateman is a GODDAMNED IMPOSTER. kill him when you see him!

[William @typeatwill]

I am now @thelastyateman

[William @typeatwill]

For those out of the the loop @Typeatwill is now @thelastyateman folly if you please:)

[William @typeatwill]

Buy your bathwater for 3.50 a bottle

[Ezra Pounder @zscasey]

@typeatwill Like the jesus of twitter

[William @typeatwill]

Not dead

[Adam Nelson @dnel312]

http://t.co/p6c0pa4J what you get when great minds come together. @typeatwill @iamtheinfadel

[William @typeatwill]

It's cold here in my corner of the twitter-verse, I'm feeling,
Dis
Connected.

[William @typeatwill]

The controls to my shower are super-tricky,

[Ezra Pounder @zscasey]

@typeatwill Thankfully you have more blood than the rest of us.

[William @typeatwill]

Holy shit! I'm bleeding followers!

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

winter is coming