captain fredericksburg

“God they make them pretty in Portugal. WHAT DO THEY PUT IN THEIR WATER? WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE?” - Markiplier, 2020

[captain fredericksburg @typeofred]

@emptyskiff Omg I just watched this show so fucking adorable hahahaha

[Sara✨ @euasara__]

Quando uma mulher diz que odeia homens é justamente por coisas como essas

[isma @ismanewells]

Los gordos podrían caer hacia un pozo de serpientes rodeado de lava y te garantizo que van a arreglarse la remera antes que nada

[lio 💫 @_starbitzz]

normalize watching playthroughs even when you can afford the game

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

So all those korean and asian dramas about extreme bullying are actually true.

[alessandra 🌺 @tallinsmagna]

to all the cis women who joke about pretending to be trans to ward off dangerous men

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[💫🌌 @thisrainstops]

the way that’s everybody’s indicator jghjkk

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[owl - 18+ @terribletyto]

the things i do for love!

#backrooms #art

[🌙 phel @phellyos]

I can't even focus on the actual point she is trying to make because she mixed up snail trail (pussy juice) with happy trail (hair on the belly)

[˖ ݁✦☾ woke gloomy ☾✦ ݁˖ @gnlune]

many reasons

1. accessibility
1a. money
1b. age
1c. platform/device
1d. region
1e. game is not on market
2. enjoyment
2a. game is more story than gameplay
2b. gameplay is lackluster/not necessary
3. previewing before buying
4. etc

who are you to be policing?

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[maya @jaanamaya]

he is, he’s also a rapist

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

She got 3 university degrees, she’s a business woman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her) and had kids in her mid 30s. her entire life is the result of feminism

[ikna🥧🍬 @honaemus]

this argument is starting to sound awfully classist

[🐝 @beha_hun]

grown man harassed a 16 y/o girl for 2 years & even showed up to her school & house multiple times yet they blame her for his termination.