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Just had an exorcism while writing

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This is giving uneducated

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This didn’t age well

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Quick I need some dark humor to process Roe verse Wade or I won’t be able to handle it

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I’m coming back here—/ not because I’m okay with those place. Because I’m not. I think Elon is evil. I’m back because this was the place I put all my stupid thoughts and going through them tonight feels like a journal I found with a password protected lock from middle school

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Where is Ashton Kutcher when you need him

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When is Ashton Kutcher gonna pop out and make this all go away

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take a stand

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat…

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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This was in cap hill today and I can’t stop thinking about it #seattle

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Watching my man dj

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@RyanisMalone @evanezine idk is it?

[Zeus Tipado @tipado]

Everytime I go to psychedelic conferences people want to show off their products to me, and last week in Denver I saw some pretty wild stuff. First up, this disposable 2C-B vape pen🤯

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Subway could have gone viral for tweeting “we’re the real sub you’re looking for” but they didn’t and you know what, good for them

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Way nicer than they deserved

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What would aliens think

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Drones used in the Wine Festival celebrations illuminated the night.
France, Bordeaux

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Bro was cooking

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

the things this man went through…