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*un-vegans your fruit platter*

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@cam_obrien_ thanks keep me posted

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getting absolutely too emotional over the opportunity rover right now

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@cam_obrien_ cant, the ghouls inside the camera will steal my soul

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dressed like my husband was sent off to sell real estate to the physical manifestation of an ancient blight upon the land today :)

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if I was born in literally any other timeline I would have been so successful, like absolutely the best at telling which fruits were the least squishy and the best texture

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

if you don't get philly you just won't ever get philly...most beautiful city in the world. sensational and mundane, frozen over and literally melting...hot as ice...it's the kind of city they wrote great literature about for hundreds of years. Paris of the west? no! it's Babylon.

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putting this back in the ether

[julie 🧺 @soupfangirl]

This baron harkonen cosplay SUCKS

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great news: I’ve decided to replace both tiktok and reels by performing 30 second slapstick comedy routines on the street corner

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@cam_obrien_ I won’t be scared until u purchase creatine

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prayers that I become normal soon

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Fast Car playing in the Uber on the way to the airport and I am literally blinking back tears

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

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@cam_obrien_ I think that’s considered morning gruel

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she’s going to see My Chem next year 🖤

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leg day yesterday + one glass of wine = walking home like a pirate in a new port city

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I fear I’ve entered an untenable wavelength of reality known as “infinite Amtrak station”