Jordice

the task of the modern poet is to acclimatise the human to the machine - hart crane

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

i love making people feel human and accepted but pls do know im not flirting with you

[Jordice @typhoidss]

wiping front to back is right.
wiping back to front FEELS right.

[Jordice @typhoidss]

I feel like I’m less autistic in Russian.

[Jordice @typhoidss]

never have I ever been internationally detained

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@DJGAYSTAR Wait so which one is leafy 😭

[Jordice @typhoidss]

whenever idk wtf I’m supposed to do next I just tell everyone I need to do sum soul searching then smoke a metric fuck ton of weed. Healthy?

[Jordice @typhoidss]

So a dude walks into a bar and is like what’s up I’m guy and this other dude is like what’s up my name is dick

[Jordice @typhoidss]

dude named Guy meets guy named Dick

[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime ⚡️💙⚡️ ➡️ 🦋 BSky @CPU_CWCSonichu]

I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@BarackObama

[Jordice @typhoidss]

the p in pizza stands for party and the p in party stands for pizza

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People ask me what I do with my rugs at work; I turkemon and turkemoff

[Jordice @typhoidss]

fuckkkk I wish ai was real

[Jordice @typhoidss]

Ever since I’ve discovered ai, art has been so easy!

[Jordice @typhoidss]

Just walked out with 3 items for 5 dollars from dollar tree. The math ain’t mathing 😨

[Jordice @typhoidss]

edged this

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bunnies on skateboards

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forgiveness=time
forgiveness≠repentance
repentance=time

[Jordice @typhoidss]

I’m getting kind of interested in hobby horsing. Like if I lived on a commune I would hobby horse in my free time totally

[Jordice @typhoidss]

It’s truly the labubu of it all