neil degrassi tyson

too old for goalie camp, too young to die (she/her)

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

i do think it’s a little funny that some pharmacists get a doctorate to work at the cvs. but i got a doctorate to work at the animal shelter so who am i to judge a world i don’t understand

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

please @PepperidgeFarm please don’t ever discontinue the old bay goldfish

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

it is one million degrees and everyone in this Walmart is in my way

[Samosa Joan @SamosaJoan]

People who can't understand the appeal of stuff like Jackass and CKY can not be reasoned with. They will never understand the simple joys of full force drop kicking your friend into a souvenir stand.

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

I know self awareness & respect for others is dead but why did a family of four just charge at me like it’s a 4th down in the homewood suites elevator when I was trying to get off on my floor

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

@purelyneutral two of these I watched because of your recommendation! I saw the tv glow is one of the best movies I’ve ever watched

[tern @1goodtern]

Saying "during Covid" and meaning 2020 is like saying "during Trump" and meaning when he was on The Apprentice.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Where Scooby-Doo Has Been in the U.S.

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

body horror movies when you can just tell they didn’t consult an entomologist 🙄

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

Like I’m not even gonna argue w you anymore lol, fine. Covid is over, everything is just magically worse somehow and everyone around you is tired and won’t go out and has mysterious health problems and society is meaner and everywhere is understaffed and homelessness is up and…

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

did NOT know canada doesn’t sell zyns. I’m rationing & at this rate I will be entering nicotine withdrawal when I hit Montana airspace

[shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

“I can’t deal with another pandemic” oh baby the last one never ended

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

are they in philly ignore this

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

PPG stands for power play goal arena 🐧

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

sad goalies break my fuckin heart man

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

just found out Annie from community is childish gambino

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

now I don’t know if I would call myself a “doomsday prepper” but in light of recent events I did buy a 4 pack of toilet paper and 6 cans of tuna

[neil degrassi tyson @typhoonannie]

my bedtime scroll turned into doomsday tiktok and I am spiraling