Typical SIUC student

I like getting wasted on days that end with Y. I'm just your typical college student. If you can relate, retweet.

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Don't give me water when I'm drunk like if i wanted to be sober I wouldn't have gotten drunk. Leave me be.

[Sam Cafe @_samscafe]

Sam's Cafe is officially on twitter, spread the love and come get some Motz Sticks!

[. @runningpacks]

"Yes I'd like to dispute a $6,000 charge on my account please"

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Me last night

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Can we just act like these girls have morals for themselves this weekend

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

"I'm not the girl men see across a smoky bar and write songs about."

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

I fell in love with Jack. Mr. Daniel has my heart

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Do you know what's worse than fuck boys? Undercover fuck boys.

[britt brown @britttttbrown]

Check out the #SIURollerHockey club!! #RSOfair @typicalSIUC @SIUCconfessions https://t.co/ezmgEFE1FT

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

The dale is about to be a shit show.

[Skyyy💙 @HighOff_Skyyy]

😂😂 @OTS_No_Molly https://t.co/UocfoAR5rI

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

When you stop fucking with fuck boys a decent boy will come out of hiding and treat you like a princess

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Happy birthday @Ryley214!

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Right here 👋🏾 https://t.co/d5fhz1oSNT

[relatable @byreIatable]

when you're out to eat with your friends and everyone orders a water but you get a Coke

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Dammit Kurt.

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

Everyone's making new SIU twitters and I'm just hoping someone comes and takes over this one.

[Typical SIUC student @typicalSIUC]

What is happening to SIU?