Typical Edutweeter

Head of Dept. MA Ed student. King of the edu-twitter. Research guru. Author. Columnist. Edu-Expert. Probably the best teacher in the MAT. Modest. *PARODY*

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Buy my debut book 'Tweatch Like Nobody's Watching' and sequel 'Tweet Like You're A Good Teacher' now on Amazon!!!!! #TLNW #TLYAGT #author

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Donald, when is my new book being published?

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NOVEMBER 3RD.

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@EmmaGaunt5 @_DHOTYA

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@MrsSarahMullin Tweet Like You’re a Good Teacher!!! My second book, don’t like to mention it but it’s a masterpiece (my disciples’ words, not mine)

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Sorry been quiet recently, was hosting a Saturday detention yesterday. During these, I involve the pupils in my book writing. It has become such a desire to work with me on my books, pupils are deliberately seeking ways to put themselves in detention just to be involved

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@bennewmark My audiobook!!!!!!!!

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@_mrmorgs Tweatch Like Nobody’s Watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Giving my 500th follower a rare, signed 1st edition of tweatch like nobody’s watching!!!

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When I invented the word ‘safeguarding’ and used it in my first book, I never dreamt it would become one of the most important terms in schools-although, in hindsight, it is extremely believable given the author I’ve become. Remember to keep you and others safe.

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It is expected that my edu-disciples will be buying large amounts of my books!!!!!! #TLNW #TLYAGT

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It is expected that China will be buying large amounts of our agricultural products!

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@jennyleeshee Oh my bad! I thought they were your actual pupil photos!! Carry on

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@MTBMike79 @LowCarbonOG Hey Mike. Follow for all the latest news on my books and my words of wisdom which have transformed teaching practice internationally!

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@MissCousins9 Give me a break - it’s at a 2% incline most the way!

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I live 27 miles away from school-just longer than a marathon so I run every morning! Only takes 2 hours 30 mins! So amazing to be able to watch the sun rise as I avoid traffic. I get the bus home though! Cheeky! Allows me to voice record my latest chapter for typing up that eve!

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@LowCarbonOG You are a natural! Of course you are right, it is all about progress. Interesting you are a late comer to teaching-your wealth of experience must be beneficial to the students. We must collaborate some time, I shall take you under my wing

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@jennyleeshee Be careful of GDPR when using emojis to identify your students!!!

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@LowCarbonOG I can do one better. If you write a review, I will have it published on the front cover.

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@curiouscroquet @Saintbelle2016 More than a marathon!!!!!!!!

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@LowCarbonOG You DO NOT need double chocolate cookies. Mrs C the NQT, I feel we have a bond, you are a serial liker. Please trust me when I say all you TAs need is a copy of my book!!?!!’

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@SteveBraceGeog @Geography_Emma @Re_Ferg I would but I only run or drive electric cars! £30,000 would be nice but I’ll take solace in the BIG retainer I just got for signing my latest book deal with #PitterPatterPublishers

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https://t.co/a60ut0zR5F I don’t like to boast, but I will when the government are getting the credit. The reason this is possible is because I am personally funding this. I see it as an investment. Children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way

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@MissClarkeY2 @LowCarbonOG Yes. They all sit around and ready my book. 2 weeks in and nearly on volume 2 already! #tweatchlikenobody’swatching