since I’m airing shit out anyway…my ex was talking to my mom when she was there getting my stuff & said “I don’t think you know your daughter as well as you think you do, did you know she’s bisexual?”
And my mom was like “yes she came out on Facebook when she was 14” LMFAOOOO
@zeeuntitIed00 @arakkisuperstar real, i straight up leave the gym before i start my workout if i forget my headphones. i even keep a spare just in case in my bag.
The vet called my 7 yr old dog a “senior” today which is impossible because she’s just a baby?? like… she & i discuss it often abt how she is just a tiny little baby … ??
@danielhowell my show was literally a year ago next month and i don’t have my missing vip merch that i paid a lot of money for and i’ve emailed the shop and STILL have no response please i just want what i paid for
My finest parenting moment is when I sent my son to daycare in a jean jumpsuit and then at pickup, his shy teacher whispered “the jean jumpsuit was a sensation” and informed me that word had spread throughout the school and teachers were traveling from other classrooms to see it
taking too long in the bar bathroom not bc I'm doing drugs but bc I'm reading all the writing on the walls and reflecting on how it represents the beauty and complexity of humanity