Reasons I think Joe Root should be the next prime minister:
1. He’s the greatest person in Britain
2. He’s good in a crisis
3. He’s the greatest person in the world
4. He’s good against spin so can fight propaganda
5. He’s the greatest person of all time
6. I love him
"The target of the mission is clear. Second star on our shirt"
I was never out, but god damn, Tommy Tuchel has me right back in anyway.
https://t.co/x8xj2rwKBS
Namedropping Elmohamady ffs we have about 5 years to overthrow the monarchy before this fellas calling John Carew a Barclaysman in his Christmas speech and getting Assad level approval ratings