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[Cardi BBQ @TyrranosaurusT]

My anaconda don't...

My anaconda don't...

My anaconda don't want none unless you're intersectional, hon!

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@Not_Yves Just putting the chicken in the bottom of the sink? 🤢

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45% of *white* gay men are voting for trump because our community is shamefully not any less white supremacist than straight white people. Extremely disappointing.

[Karlyn Borysenko, anti-communist cult leader @DrKarlynB]

45% of gay men are voting for @realDonaldTrump!!!!

https://t.co/oYz5EdZPGw

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@RichLowry In other words, we get to play hardball all we want and you don’t. Y’all’s hypocrisy is not a secret but it has never been more on display than it is right now

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@clairewillett Aw thanks! I always really appreciate and enjoy your Twitter

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@clairewillett This probably sounds insignificant but I’ve been collecting coins in a jar until I had enough to buy a tshirt I’ve really been wanting and today was the day!

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@JovonnieC 10/10

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@MsPackyetti Thank you. I needed this

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So look republicans aren’t against hate crime protections on principle, they just don’t want to protect minorities.

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

I introduced the Protect and Serve Act, legislation that creates federal penalties for individuals who target law enforcement with violence. It's time to pass this legislation and send a clear message that acts of violence like this are unacceptable.
https://t.co/G0WA3Zla6U

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@SenThomTillis So you support hate crimes legislation now?

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@BillOReilly It’s almost as if someone running for President might... prepare for questions about issues facing the country? Shocking, if true

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Yeah but we don’t care. That’s at least half the point of not being religious, freeing yourself from giving a shit about nonsense like this

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

Democrats are ignoring a massive group of voters who are becoming a crucial part of their base: people who don’t have any religion at all. https://t.co/8kjkfzoYhu

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@FiveThirtyEight The difference between us - those with no religion - and most people with religion is we don’t assume those with religion are inherently bad or shouldn’t be in government

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@AbbiTheKidd Secure the 💼

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@markknoller Did you consider mentioning that a vaccine doesn’t exist yet? This is poor journalism

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@zblay Fellas, is it gay to impregnate a lady and then take part in raising the child?

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@notreallyjcm Love boiled peanuts but as a southerner I.... do not like cornbread

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@AITA_reddit Why are men?

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@SER1897 I thought she had been censored and we wouldn’t be hearing from her anymore? Guess that was a false alarm, huh?

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@bariweiss I thought you had been censored and we wouldn’t be hearing from you anymore? Guess that was a false alarm, huh?