Ty Sells

Actor. Bullshitter. Comedian.

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You look at my skill, think you gotta have it; but these tricks ain’t for kids, man, you silly rabbit.

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I need money so I'm being a corporate puppetLimited time offer: Open an account with Webull and get a free stock!
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I really love asking someone a question in conversation and they just leave/walk out/don’t respond. I love being ignored. It’s my favorite.

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If you own a white Ford Explorer you’re the worst.

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Yeah okay but I can shred a kazoo.

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In these trying times, we can’t hang out with buddies; and I’m sure trump never took social studies.

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My balls so smooth, you’d think I be bowling; my bitch say they magic, like she J.K. Rowling.

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Quick comic panel. Ive been wanting to try out the #artmash concepts for a while and finally bit on #surfingcontest #farmer #banana and had to mash them all up. #ipadpro #ipadart #procreate #progress #digitalart… https://t.co/u8lrawNAhg

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Did you know there are metermaids at @WholeFoods? You leave your car there too long and they’ll
Kombucha.

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Goddamnit, my banana!”

Best like from @Scary Stories To Read In The Dark

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A hole in the wall isn’t an old dive bar, it’s an old frat house.

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Happy hangover

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@huskersweg Zactly

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A serving of Ramen is a half block. Fuck outta here.

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@Unapolo86048055 Here’s a lowercase bitch instead.

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Southern tattoos are just like free auto wrap branding for hunting and god.

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@JFloyd_54 @SouthwestAir @weatherchannel Same with Kansas City! They said there were “tornado warnings” in Denver to not have to pay for hotels. What the hell?

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@SouthwestAir it’s 75 degrees and sunny in Denver but flight 5505 from KCI is cancelled due to “weather” give me a break.

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#42069 #chadude

[Ty Sells @tysellsout]

“Thing moves faster than an NHL cameraman.”