Tyler's Nonsense

If only there was a place on the Internet where Tyler could vomit his useless absurdities....

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This.

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/Pbguyu09Wz

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Or how about this one @SpeedstormGame?

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Hey @SpeedstormGame tell me how this is acceptable as “fair and balanced gameplay”? How is it allowed to be pairing opponents double or nearly TRIPLE someone’s level?

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

Props to @TaikaWaititi for inviting a live Indigenous blessing before the world premiere of @NextGoalFilm tonight at #TIFF23

“Thank you to Taika for bringing us his love and truth - we are grateful we get to be recipients of that truth”

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

Even with a few missed penalty kicks, @TaikaWaititi's #NextGoalWins is a solid and heartfelt true-life sports comedy. Oscar Kightley as Tavita is giving the best performance of #TIFF23 : "You may lose - but you don't have to lose alone." #OakvilleNews
https://t.co/kegnuERwYv

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Friend: I wish water could be crunchy

Me: Wait til you hear about this new thing called celery

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

Agreed wholeheartedly. #TheLastJedi is a terrific film. (And that's why to me, Rise of Skywalker was so disappointing.)

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

seahorse

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

I’ve been researching a story for @disneyplus this week, and in preparation, I’d like to first present this photo essay of underused pigs in Disney animation.

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Who allowed this monstrosity back in the country

[Boston Pizza @bostonpizza]

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[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Shoot. It’s already day 5 of shark week and I forgot it started.

Every year, man....

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

Also here is my early morning fast food breakfast to accompany watching #Hamilfilm ♥️

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

Even though it is 3 AM, I am still excited to see #Hamilfilm! Nothing like an early morning watch party for work with @NewsInOakville

#YayHamlet #HamiltonFilm

[Walt Disney Studios Canada @DisneyStudiosCA]

The phenomenon comes exclusively to #DisneyPlus. Start streaming Hamilton now. ⭐️ #Hamilfilm

[MR. WILL WONG 📸 @mrwillw]

Enter to #win Run-of-Engagement Passes to see #FantasyIsland. One lucky winner gets a $50 Cineplex Gift Card!

Details and rules: https://t.co/iZ092zJGL6

[Tyler Collins @MrTyCollins]

I’m watching 365 movies this year and writing about all of them. It’s a project I’ve always wanted to do - I’m excited to share it with the world. Who wants to go to the movies?

https://t.co/oKt6C3bT1C

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

I like keeping a potato masher in my drawer of kitchen utensils because sometimes it’s fun not being able to open that drawer.

[Tyler's Nonsense @TysNonsense]

It was me. I slipped on ice and the danish filling went all over my hands.

[Steve Hayman 💉💉💉💉💉 @shayman]

Brief moment of panic averted when we realized someone was NOT actually bleeding profusely, but rather they had slipped and landed on - I swear I am not making this up - a cherry danish.