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I don't get out much

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Leo saying his prayers: "I love Jesus, I love Mommy, I love big bird too . . ."

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That time my pee was in a music video.

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@Tabbulous My pediatrician came to my house when Luca was 3 days old bc I was nervous about his breathing (he was fine). Calling is normal ;)

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@Tabbulous I was at the pediatrician's office weekly. No joke

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While on a flight at 6am
ME: Speak softly or people will get mad at you.
LUCA: They'll be mad at you not me
ME: 😫 #stufflucasays

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@Tabbulous this is a joke right? A sick joke, but a joke nonetheless

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After throwing up all over me for the 2nd time;
ME: How much ice cream did you eat?
LUCA: Enough
#stufflucasays #stomachbug

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ME: We never hits girls, right?
LUCA: Yeah bc we have to marry girls
#stufflucasays #goodenoughreason

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Adam yelling at Luca:
"You be nice to your brother! You don't say he's 'not an artist' bc he is an artist!" #Godforbid #2yroldartist

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ME: Did you meet any new kids at church?
LUCA: No, I'm not God!
#stufflucasays #wellokaythen 🤔

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Watching Prince of Egypt
LUCA: Is that God?
ME: No
LUCA: Is he God?
ME: No
LUCA: Where's Jesus
ME: Umm, he's God
LUCA: A baby God?

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Me & that other mom stopped at a red light caught each other passionately singing Bohemian Rhapsody and just continued on. #noshame #nolife

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Luca crying: Why does the sun always go down?!! #stufflucasays #itsbeenaday 😞

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ADAM: You always want me to pretend to be something I'm not, just let me be me
LUCA: Just be a tiger Daddy
#stufflucasays

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#thingsonlyamomwouldsay
"Don't use my comb to scratch your butt!"

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Luca's on the potty showing Leo how it's done
LEO: You fah-ted!
LUCA: Ah! Don't talk about it!
#stufflucasays

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LUCA: Do you have makeup on?
ME: No
LUCA: I still love you
#stufflucasays #thankskid

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ME: It's ok to be sad sometimes
LUCA: I feel sad when my friends don't want hugs
ME: Who needs friends, come to mommy baby
#stufflucasays

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@jwsherrod it's okay we've seen Bambi recently

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@jwsherrod on it! It'll be an easy yes to any and all questions a 4yr old could ask 😂