Tÿ

🦩☕️

[Tÿ @tytypomeroy]

🐶

[Tÿ @tytypomeroy]

@MrBeast 250,000

[Tÿ @tytypomeroy]

@MrBeast 169,000

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Tÿ @tytypomeroy]

@errlcup Cannalympics

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Levi Weaver @ThreeTwoEephus]

I have not laughed this hard before 8am ever, not even once in my life

[Spc @sp_ceii]

me: can i get a ticket?
"for what movie?"
me at the window:

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

No arguments here.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I found out my dog is Himalayan.

I always find Himalayan on the couch.

[Tÿ @tytypomeroy]

Happy birthday buddy, miss you every day.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I am reading a horror novel in Braille.

Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

adidas and South Park are teaming up to celebrate 4/20 with an adidas Campus 80 “Towelie” 😙💨

[a funky little guy @shloes_tweets]

I zoned out once in high school and I never zoned back in

[🏋️ @MVPGO]

Our parents didn’t give a fukc about us.