Ty Williams

follower of the Way. likes naps. husband + new dad #gobucks

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Cancel my afternoon.

Erin: You don't have anything in the afternoon. It just says free play.

Michael: Push free play to tomorrow.

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

Happy Ash Wednesday. You’re gonna die. #lent

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Early worm gets the worm.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm in love. I've been hit by Cupid's sparrow. Funny little bird but he gets the job done.

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

My four year old is watching Toy Story for the first time ever and he just whispered to himself, “Alive toys... I knew it.”

[Michael Schaub @michaelschaub]

People criticize Twitter, but how else are you supposed to learn from strangers that the thing you like actually sucks?

[BeardedBlevins @BeardedBlevins]

Pretty certain that Heaven is a place where we eat Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and it burns calories.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I’ve always wanted to be in witness protection. I already have my name picked out. Lord Rupert Everton, a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs.

[Deconstructionists @deconstructcast]

“In the future Christians will be mystics, or they will not be anything.”

Karl Rahner

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Ryan: Is that the same grill you grilled your foot on?

Michael: No. Yes. But I got all the foot off of it.

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

#DoubleStufOreos. Can I get a witness?

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

@davidgungor. Seriously dude, thanks. #awesomesauce https://t.co/Nm5dPnhYEq

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

.@brilliancemusic hey, don’t worry about me. I’m just holding my newborn daughter and listening to the “For Our Children” album and crying.

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

.@brilliancemusic hey, don’t worry about me. I’m just holding my newborn daughter and listening to the “For Our Children” album and crying.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

I'm in DC today speaking at the United Methodist building next to the Capitol. Great sign: "For the love of God
protect immigrants."

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

"I seek new levels of awareness
of the meaning of the commonplace."
- Howard Thurman. "Meditations of the Heart"
#Prayer #contemplation

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Find a dress that fits you as perfectly as the grave

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

“To believe in the sufficiency of God’s love to save the world is not naive optimism; it’s Christianity.” @BrianZahnd

[Jonathan Martin @theboyonthebike]

“Let’s go for it. Let’s live the sermon on the mount, & really work for the abolition of war, poverty, racism, & environmental destruction, & really pursue a whole new kind of culture of peace, justice & nonviolence...the kingdom of God.” @frjohndear (He’s been arrested 85 times)

[Thomas Merton @MertonDaily]

Our Eden is the heart of Christ.

[Ty Williams @tywilliams718]

#stuffmywifesays: "What's this music called? Jazzy pie?"