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all substance are poison

[Mr. Daniel Koranteng @Dani77k]

Ronaldo is responsible for organizing friendlies too? We learn everyday lol

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

If you want to be tribalistic, vote Seyi Makinde.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Single people are trying to have s3x and we’re trying to stop them, while we’re trying to force married people to have s3x. What is wrong with you people?” — Pastor Bolaji Idowu

[Oluwasusi @NrOluwasusi]

He isn’t lying, I will say why a lot of married bosses are always angry is because they are sex starved.

Let say they get cracked by 5am before work, even if you are a frustrated human normally, the first few hours of the day, the effect of oxytocin will still be in.

Work, kids, no time shouldn’t be an excuse. Find a way to make it work.

Have sex same way you are eating, I know some will ask, is it food ? YES IT IS FOOD.

Under Maslow theory, sex is among the physiological needs of humans , same with food, sleep and water.

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

What have I said about women, and men's struggles?

They give zero fucks.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Bro is the only non African player to play Afcon coz what is this list 😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

One of us ❤️

[Nirvik🇳🇵 @NIBFC]

ronaldo’s statement is longer than 2 sentences so that immediately rules out the reading comprehension of 99% of football twitter so idk why you’d even bother to take these stupid takes i’m seeing rn seriously

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

“you want me to spend the money your daddy can’t spend on you”

-Naira Marley

[★ @sivvep]

Arteta’s face when he heard Saka’s message 🤏�

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Arsenal Update

- I am told there is relief around the nature of Kai havertz injury and initial fears of a long term injury have been alleviated.

- William Saliba is progressing very well but both club and player are cautious to put any timelines on a return due to the nature of the injury.

- Arsenal have been working on the Declan Rice renewal for some time as reported many months ago. Due to it being one of the biggest player contracts in the clubs history it’s taken some time 👀⏳

- Andrea Cambiaso is a player who the data team are highly impressed with. His stats have got scouts now attending games to further develop the analysis around his ability and versatility. Long way to go before interest develops further & Juve adore the player. Cue the ‘ ofcourse another LB’ LOL.

[Nhlanhla S. Nkosi, Esq. @_NhlanhlaNkosi_]

There's no way you think like this everyday!

[# @winstanleyacl]

The way saka catches random strays unsettles me man. He’s so unproblematic and likable too.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Most xG per 90 mins this season:

🥇 Erling Haaland - 0.89
🥈 Bukayo Saka - 0.88
🥉 Thierno Barry - 0.80

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

15 goals for Spain😂😂more than Xavi and Iniesta

[Cláudia Teixeira @claudiaaict]

O ídolo dos ingratos a mostrar toda a sua “humildade” ao recusar uma selfie com os jogadores do Benim.

A vossa mentira a ser exposta para o mundo.

[NK1 @RoyalKimmich]

Niggas pulling an all nighter to watch 11 racist players run around uno

[Jamie Kent @BigBearKentlaar]

England score 14 goals in 4 games without Cole Palmer but it’s the Arsenal player (that is a 8/10 most games) that is the problem.

Sure.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨FIREBOY DML, JAZZWRLD, THUKUTHELA 🇳🇬🇿🇦 🇱🇸

“IMALI” — OUT NOW

Thoughts ??

[Fireboy DML ♨️ @fireboydml]

time no even send anybody papa. e just dey go.