Tyzo Tweets

Sports guy. Beer guy. Not much else.

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Halfway point of the work week

Just thinking about this

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@MateFooty You tell him old Kel!

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@emma_lunde @elonmusk You tell him

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@bad_daddyn @0xAj__ Decentralised Diddy

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@TfL @MayorofLondon fuck you. Fix the district line

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What a fucking clip this is, crowd fighting whilst Gerwyn Price hits a 9 darter in the background 😂😂😂

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Dishonourable mentions:

England’s CWC defence
Mary Earps winning SPOTY
Alex Carey
That retarded ref for marching Farrell 10
Woke people

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Top sporting moments of 2023:

Bully Boy’s 9 darter
Michael Block at the PGA
Springboks vs France at RWC
Crawley’s cover drive
Alcaraz vs Djokovic
“We saw you cry on the telly”
Littler’s Ally Pally debut

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@travisfulton Cameron Davis!

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Packing done for Paris this weekend:

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@topbin_football If true then Cantlay is making a claim for all-time bag chaser 😂 tbf he never wears a cap in these team events. Pretty sure I’ve also heard him say he doesn’t wear one when playing in his own time

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@topbin_football You tweet more about United than you do about arsenal 😂

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@RalphyHeraldSun All he’s done is ask the third umpire to decide if it was out or not? 😂 you can’t even spell your own name John

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MICHAEL BLOCK WITH AN ACE!!! 🎯

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@PGA No, that shows a lack of confidence in your ability. Put your ProV in the water and walk to the next tee with your head held high 💪🏻

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@nickhedley @elonmusk Twitter benefits you substantially in boosting your online profile, leading to monetary gains which I imagine far exceeds the monthly charge. Why is this not something you’d be willing to pay for? I don’t use Twitter for business so I don’t have your perspective.

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@jonathanbyn1 And thanks for engaging!

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@jonathanbyn1 Hi Jonathan

Have done some reading into the rules since and can admit that I am wrong, but never claimed to be the Supreme Court of umpiring decisions.

Willing to bet you’re uglier in real life than your $1 NFT.

Have a great day

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@WisdenCricket A lot of twitter umpires on here slamming the umpire. Rules are that if a batter switches stance then the ‘pitched outside leg’ rule falls away. Looks out to me